You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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