If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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