They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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