If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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