Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
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