her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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