Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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