Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
