: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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