best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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