I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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