I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Randomize
