you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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