So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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