Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Are we still banned from the library?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
We need to get me chipped asap
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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