I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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