we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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