guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
What drink are we having for lunch?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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