white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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