Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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