awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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