i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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