I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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