windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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