Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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