wrigley field is MILF paradise
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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