See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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