Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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