he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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