I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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