You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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