one might say we're banned from that church
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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