There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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