ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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