Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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