how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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