on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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