I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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