tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize