I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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