Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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