oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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