Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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