Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Randomize