2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
so explain again why im purple
no
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
as a side note pls kill me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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