Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize