my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Walk of Shame today included voting.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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