We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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