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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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