So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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