In the future we'll all be gay
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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