at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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