You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
My breasts were aching with rage.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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