she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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