Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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