Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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