"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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