i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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